Written by cryptodan October 17, 2009, 09:12:00 pm539 ViewsRating: (1 Rates)
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As posted by xmrssmithx from FoxNEWS
If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one. If a
liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a
conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat. If a liberal is
a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone
If a
conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and
still look good.
If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads
his life. If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated
respect.
If a black man or Hispanic is conservative, he sees
himself as independently successful. Their liberal counterparts
see themselves as victims in need of government protection.
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of
him.
If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches
channels. Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.
If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church. A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it’s a foreign religion, of course)
If a conservative
decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or
may choose a job that provides it. A liberal demands that the rest
of us pay for his.
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